Well I'm trying to fall asleep, but I can't because there are lots of people at my house... my roommate got engaged today. SOO excited for her! And yes, I did introduce her to the groom, so if you need a husband or wife just give me a call and I'll hook that right up! Anyway, this post is PURELY for the purpose of making me sleepy....
1. Your ex is on the side of the road, on fire. What do you do?
LAUGH, GIVE HIM THE FINGER, AND KEEP IT MOVING!
2. Your best friend tells you she is pregnant. What is your reaction?
WELL THATS OK SINCE SHE JUST GOT ENGAGED. AND THEN DIBS GODMOTHER!!
3. When is the last time you wanted to punch someone in the face?
HA. WELL THERE IS THIS ONE COWORKER...
4. What is the last thing you spent money on?
5. Do you think you gained or lost weight this past month?
I ACTUALLY LOST A FEW POUNDS
6. Crunchy or Puffy Cheetos?
7. The first person on your friends list just called you a bitch. What do you have to say ?
NOTHING. WOULDN'T REALLY CARE
8. Congratulations! You just had a son. What's his name?
WINSTON JUDE. (WINSTON =JOHN LENNON'S MIDDLE NAME... JUDE= FROM THE BEATLES SONG 'HEY JUDE')
9. Congratulations! You just had a daughter. What's her name?
GEORGIA MCCARTNEY (GEORGIA= FROM THE BEATLES SONG 'SWEET GEORGIA BROWN'... MCCARTNEY= PAUL MCCARTNEY)
AND YES I AM A FREAK WHO WANTS TO NAME HER CHILDREN AFTER BEATLES... OH WELL
10. What are you craving right now?
DIET COKE... AS ALWAYS
11. What was the last thing you cried about?
I DON'T RECALL... PROBABLY SOMETHING ON TV
12. When you buy something and your change is 2 cents, do you keep it or tell the cashier to keep it?
I DONT EVER USE CASH.
13. What color is your tissue box?
DONT HAVE ONE
14. Do you have a ceiling fan in your bedroom, and if so, is there dust on that fan?
YES AND NO
15. What was the last voicemail you received about?
DON'T KNOW. MY VOICEMAIL BOX HAS BEEN FULL FOR 6 MONTHS. I DONT LISTEN TO VOICEMAIL EVER
16. Have you ever blocked someone on Facebook?
17. Scariest thing you've experienced in the last year?
WELL THERE WAS THIS SEXUAL HARASSMENT THING AT WORK... THAT WASNT FUN
18. Do you wear a name tag at work?
WELL ITS A BAD SORT OF THING, BUT YEAH
19. What kind of car do you want?
20. What do you order when you go to Taco Bell?
21. Have you ever had a garage sale?
I'VE NEVER HAD A GARAGE...
22. What color is your iPod?
ITS A TOUCH... SO LIKE METAL AND BLACK.
23. What is the last alcoholic beverage you had?
RED WINE... CABERNET I THINK
24. Are you happy right now?
25. Who came over to your house last?
THERE ARE LOTS OF PEOPLE HERE RIGHT NOW. HAHA
26. Do you drink beer?
I CAN HANDLE A MILLER LITE ON OCCASION
27. Have your brothers or sisters ever told you that you were adopted?
28. What is your favorite key on your key chain?
I DONT HAVE ANY COOL KEYCHAINS. FEEL FREE TO BUY ME A BEATLES ONE
29. What was the last movie you watched at home?
BILLY MADISON. HAHAHA
30. What is in your pocket?
31. Who introduced you to your bf/gf/husband/wife
HAHA. ABOUT THAT...
32. Where do you hurt?
MY HEAD HURTS A LITTLE
33. Has someone ever made you a build a bear?
34. What's something fun you did today?
35. What is your favorite aisle at Wal-Mart?
36. When is your birthday?
37. Is there anything hanging from your rear view mirror?
ABOUT 3487 COCONUT AIR FRESHENERS. YEAH I DONT THROW OUT THE OLD ONES VERY OFTEN
38. How many states in the US have you been to?
I AM GOING TO ESTIMATE 10
39. What kind of milk do you drink?
SKIM SKIM SKIMMMMMM
40. What are you going to do after this?
HOPEFULLY FALL ASLEEP
41. Who was the last person you went shopping with?
APRIL AND RACHEL. SAME PEOPLE I ALWAYS SHOP WITH
42. What is something you need to go shopping for?
COWBOY BOOTS FOR MY HALLOWEEN COSTUME
43. Do you have the same first name as one of your relatives?
44. What kind of car do your parents drive?
MOM HAS A HYUNDAI TUSCON
POPS HAD A DODGE TRUCK
45. Are you rich?
HAHAHA YEAHHHHHH RIGHT
46. What color is your couch?
48. What famous person do you look like?
I GET KRISTEN VAGNESS FROM CRIMINAL MINDS ALL THE TIME
49. Does someone like you right now?
I'M PRETTY SURE I HAVE SOME ADMIRERS
50. Say you were given a pregnancy test right now. Would you pass or fail?
UMMM WHAT IS PASS AND WHAT IS FAIL? THAT IS A STUPID QUESTION. AND NO, I'M NOT KNOCKED UP.
51. Favorite pop-tart flavor?
BROWN SUGAR AND CINNAMON
52. Do you know anyone in jail/prison?
OHHH. BASED ON WHERE I WENT TO HIGH SCHOOL, I'D BET MY LIFE I KNOW A FEW
53. What are your plans for the weekend?
I DON'T KNOW BUT I AM OFF WORK NEXT WEEKEND! WOOOOO!
54. Do you like the color green?
ITS MY FAVORITE!
55. When was the last time you wore clothing belonging to someone of the opposite gender?
UMMM RIGHT NOW. GOTTA LOVE STOLEN T SHIRTS
56. Last restaurant you went to?
HUNGRY HOWIE'S PIZZA. HAHA
57. How many hours did you sleep for last night?
58. Do you swear at your parents?
NO WAY! I LOVE MY MOM AND DAD
59. Do you think someone is thinking about you right now?
I'M WILLING TO BET YES
60. Have you ever changed your clothes while in a vehicle?
DUH. OF COURSE
61. What is your ringtone?
CALLS = THE BEATLES 'ALL YOU NEED IS LOVE'
TEXTS = THE BEATLES 'HERE COMES THE SUN'
62. What were you doing at midnight last night?